I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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