guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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