I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize
