what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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