that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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