But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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