Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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