hell yes lets make some ravioli
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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