She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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