I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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