You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The adults are the big ones right?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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