I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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