i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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