So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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