How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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