I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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