the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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