He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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