I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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