There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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