I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize