Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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