You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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