Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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