singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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