Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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