Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize