White coat. Heels.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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