i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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