Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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