Well douche your snatch and let's go!
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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