Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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