It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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