They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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