Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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