If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I have post one night stand depression
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