I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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