butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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