I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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