so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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