She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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