he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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