Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i just had sex bonerless
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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