I must be too annoying 4 u.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
