I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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