using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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