why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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