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Wat do u mean how?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
His hands were made for my vagina.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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