She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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