You're completely useless in the revolution.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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