Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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